tywinning:

king-in-the-narrow-sea:

Hello Westeros. Look at your King, now back to me, now back at your King, now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me, but if you stopped letting little shits like Joffrey rule you, and switch to me, you could be a snarky justice-loving BAMF like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re now in Dragonstone with Stannis I-Make-Lemon-Water-Badass Baratheon. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a motherfucking Iron Throne bitch. Look again, the Iron Throne is now onions. Anything is possible when your King is BAMF-is Baratheon. I’m at the Wall. BRB, gonna go destroy the Others now.